"The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun" is a 1984 song by American singer–comedian Julie Brown parodying 1950s "teen tragedy" songs.[1][2]
The song and music video—both released more than a decade before school shootings became real-life events[3]— revolve around a teenaged Valley girl's oblivious recounting of how her best friend, Debi, who upon being crowned homecoming queen unexpectedly pulled out a weapon and began indiscriminately killing classmates and teachers at the parade.[4] In the end, Debi is shot by police and confesses before she dies that she murdered for a mysterious person named "Johnny", leaving her friend to ponder whether she means a nerdy classmate that always had food stuck in his braces; the queen's bouquet in the music video has the words 'Debi, I love you, Johnny' written on a label. The narrator compares the unrevealed identity of "Johnny" to "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane, observing, "It's like that movie Citizen Kane, you know, where you later find out that 'Rosebud' is his sled? / But we'll never know who Johnny was, 'cause, like, she's dead!"
The song appeared as a B-side to Brown's single "I Like 'em Big and Stupid", and took off after being played frequently on the Dr. Demento Show. As a result, "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun" is remembered better than the A-side of that single, turning into what music critic Jonathan Taylor called "one of the most delightfully silly singles and videos of the past few years."[5] A re-recorded dance version appeared as a B-side to Brown's 2005 single "I Want to Be Gay", 21 years after the original was released.
The song was ranked No. 324 in the KROQ Flashback 500 of 1996,[6] and No. 488 in the KROQ Flashback 500 of 1988.[7] It was part of a special by the Australian national radio station Triple J on school songs in 2001.[8] "The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun" also appears on the Rhino Records compilation album Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Collection as well as in a 1985 compilation called Teenage Tragedy that included non-comic songs of the genre Brown was satirizing.[1][9] At least one reviewer cited the song as evidence of a sea change in novelty songs, observing: "The songs got sicker and more nihilistic. In 1960, a pretty girl wore an 'Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini'; in 1985, a pretty girl in Julie Brown's cult classic "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun" grabs a machine gun and does a Rambo on most of the senior class."[10]
Brown admitted in a July 2000 interview that for months after the Columbine High School massacre she no longer felt comfortable performing "Homecoming Queen", even though the circumstances of the song were quite different from the real-life case and it had been comic at the time of its debut. "I can be very sensitive about whether I am doing something that will hurt people," Brown said. "So you are always drawing the comedy line of what you will or won't do."[3]
In October 2008, Brown released a re-written version of the song entitled "The Ex-Beauty Queen's Got a Gun" which parodies Sarah Palin and the McCain–Palin bid for election in 2008. Available digitally only, the low-budget recording has Brown singing new lyrics over a previously released karaoke version of the original song. As such, the prerecorded backing vocals sing original lyrics that don't match the new lyrics.